Behold! The Barrrrrneeeeeksss!: "Don't Go Downstairs!....."

Do you ever have the odd feeling that you are not alone?

Do you ever hear strange noises in the middle of the night?

Have you considered the possibility of A TROLL living in your basement?!?!

We don't need to consider it.... We're LIVING IT !!! ! ! ! ! ! !

Okay, so as far as trolls go, this one isn't so bad. She's sanitary, well behaved, seldom demanding or cranky, and at least one of our dogs has a puppy crush on her. Oh yeah, she also shares roughly half of her genetic profile with Melissa. Many of you, dear readers, know her as Bonnie. We know her as Subteranian Bonnie or, by her Indian name: Drunk With Power.

Bonnie lives an exciting life. She emerges from her shadowy lair to have all kinds of adventures. And I do mean "all kinds".

"Cheers" lead to "Frasier"...